Dress Code, Schmess Code

So am I breaking corporate policy if I am wearing Blue Adidas Response Trails, but have a bag sitting beside my desk with a pair of freshly-shined Kenneth Coles?

Well, I meant/intend/planned to change my shoes when I got to work, but after this, that, the other, etc. it is now 1PM! As I sit at my desk, I think “no one will notice”… As I scoot to the water cooler, I think “I’m just going to quickly fill up my water bottle….As I prepare to fill my belly, I’m thinking “I’m just going to head down to the kitchen to pound a couple Peanut-butter and Jelly sandwiches (2^nd day in a row, YES!). This could go the entire day. I’m filling sassy, I just might chance it. Oh, but what about that guy at ABN AMRO who told me to tuck in my shirt on SUMMER JEAN FRIDAY? I looked at him incredulously as he said “I’m serious.” He wasn’t even my boss and I wanted to tell him to beat it, but instead I tucked in my shirt. I untucked it when I left --- hell yeah because I am a badass. Only I’m not. Screw it, these shoes feel great – where’s my sandwich, damn it?