Why'd they have to call him a hitman?

Is this guy kidding me? Did he really show up with a claw hammer? Did he get strangled to death by a 51-year-old woman? Dude needs to workout. Seriously, wtf? And he offered his services for money? Really? I’m no Darwinian, but certainly can say this guy has been naturally-selected to sleep with the fishes. I’ve left nothing else to read, but have provided the original article nonetheless. I guarantee someone from Lifetime is writing up the script right now.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14859827/