Boo, McDonald's!

Where is my free coffee? I am here, but where is my free coffee? There is supposed to be a free coffee here today. Then, where is it? Oh, this location doesn't have the free coffee. Don't talk to me about how the owner of the restaurant gets to decide. I understand the franchise system and I am not an idiot. However, you are running a national ad campaign that will drive traffic into McDonalds' across the country and you all will benefit from the increased clientele. Evil, evil, evil – so boo! Just give me my sausage, egg and cheese biscuit and tell your manager he's "not cool." I am out – damn this biscuit is good. DAMN! Damn it is hard to cross the street with this biscuit attached to my face; it is also hard to read emails. Oh well, tomorrow I will return to normalcy. Tomorrow, I will join my roommate for a slice of peanut butter toast, a banana, and glass of milk.