A list of words I don't want to hear

Dear APA,

Here are a list of words that need to be stricken from the record of our written exchanges. Verbal is fine because I can read your face and tell that you are actually joking. As for antonyms, just your judgement in inverting the words. HA

crazy: adjective
Definition: mentally strange
Synonyms:

ape, barmy, bats in the belfry, batty, berserk, bonkers*, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy*, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, mad as a March hare, mad as a hatter, maniacal, mental*, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, nutty as fruitcake, of unsound mind, out of one's mind, out of one's tree, out to lunch, potty, psycho, round the bend, schizo, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, touched*, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky

Antonyms:
balanced, realistic, reasonable, responsible, sane, sensible, smart

crazy: adjective
Definition: unrealistic, fantastic
Synonyms:

absurd, balmy, beyond all reason, bizarre, cockeyed, derisory, eccentric, fatuous, foolhardy, foolish, goofy*, half-baked, harebrained, idiotic, ill-conceived, impracticable, imprudent, inane, inappropriate, insane, irresponsible, loony, ludicrous, nonsensical, odd, out of all reason, outrageous, peculiar, preposterous, puerile, quixotic, ridiculous, senseless, short-sighted, silly, strange, unworkable, weird, wild

Antonyms:
believeable, realistic, reasonable, sensible

crazy: adjective
Definition: infatuated, in love
Synonyms:

ardent, beside oneself, devoted, eager, enamored, fanatical, hysterical, keen, mad, passionate, smitten, wild, zealous

Antonyms:
dislike, hate

absurd: adjective
Definition: ridiculous, senseless
Synonyms:

batty, campy, crazy, daffy, dippy, flaky*, fooling around, foolish, for grins, freaky, gagged up, goofy*, idiotic, illogical, inane, incongruous, irrational, jokey, joshing, laughable, loony, ludicrous, nonsensical, nutty, off the wall, preposterous, sappy*, screwy, silly, stupid, tomfool, unreasonable, wacky

Antonyms:
certain, logical, rational, reasonable, sensible, wise