I should retire from Scrabble

For so many reasons, but today's reason: I cracked 400!!! Finally. Not even sure where the goal came from, it just seemed like something to aspire too, much like being a great corporate shark, dating a model (for only a little while before marrying a nonprofit girl), and owning my dwelling place, and moonwalk. I've still lots of work to do, but today --- I've taken one small step for mankind. No, I've neither walked on the moon or even moonwalked half as well as Usher or MJ, but I did drop verbal BOMBS on Shane.

For the love of letters!