Banter

So sent a simple and innocent email to my teammates to remind of jean day/make sure we were on the same page re: wearing jeans on Friday. What next ensued is funny enough to share. Mostly unedited:



Jeans and sneaks tomorrow!

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Nice jeans and shoes! No rips, holes, strings, wrinkles, dirty jeans, long jean skirts, baggy jeans, no sagging

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Hahaha. No bent brim hats, logos, popped collars.

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[No] [o]vertly big coats, dirty raincoats, minks or other animal fur/skin coats and/or hats

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[No] [p]leather... High waters, too tight. [Must be] [a]ge appropriate.
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Hahahahahahaahahahahaaha. No knee-high boots, open-toe shoes (Nov-Feb), gloves (to hide sweaty palms)
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Keep your shoes on
Clean socks
3 inch heals, no more
No red bottoms
Or steal toes
I'm done!

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No capes, wearing of sunglasses in the office, hot-colored nails
Finished too!

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No wearing your mobile phone on your belt.

No Droids that don't get emails after hours.