Scrolling Through the Channels

The following movies are on, I'm not kidding:

Life as We Know It
Sucker Punch
My Life Without Me
Horrible Bosses
Hatchet II
Priest
Art of War II: Betrayal
Boxing
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The Other F Word

I think the universe is trying to tell me something.  Well, that, but also why am I paying for all of these channels.  TV sucks.