Incomplete Allegory, Part I of ???
I may never finish this, but wanted to share. This is the perfect post to follow the previous because I have (1) no idea what this is about, (2) no idea why I wrote this, (3) no idea where this is going. As you’ll see at the end, I came out of my “trance” literally mid-sentence and have sat on this for over two-weeks uninspired.
There was once a guy who was down on his luck
But he lived in New York City, so no one gave a fuck
He walked slow and solemn, barely responding to car horns and voices exclaiming “hey guy, move your ass and watch that stinking mutt!!!”
The mutt was Chuck; he’s been his companion for a couple of months.
Chuck whines, but doesn’t talk, so he never knows what he wants
A true pair – two of a kind, because _______ has no idea why or what sits so heavy on his mind
All he knows is it now takes 5 glasses of wine to unwind
And he feels like this all the time
It’s like November in a city where the sun never shines
But he needs no pity,
He rather enjoys feeling shitty
He deserves to feel this way, who else would be to blame for the reason he’s single at fifty
How many times could he have said yes when love said “If I leave will you miss me?”
Just kiss me… and that kiss would be goodbye
The door slamming shut would blow the tear from his eye
He’s that guy, his insides were very dry
Though he was always very nice
It’s just women don’t respond when they can sense you thinking twice
That’s just life, and now he has no wife
But Chuck would be all alone if ________ pushed through with this knife
Where did that come from? How did it get in his hands?
Last thing he recalls he was at the newsstand
How much for the paper? He demands.
What the hell!?!? She married that man!?!?
That’s Dan, and what a fucking douche’ bag
How many times did ___________ smile and shake hands with that ---
Now he proposed to her – and left him going stag
Just as well, anyway, good riddance to people who lie, deceive, and do shit like THAT
Where’s his hat?
It’s time to hail the next cab
Got to get some fresh air before he winds up leaving earth like his dad
That bad? No! So long as
There was once a guy who was down on his luck
But he lived in New York City, so no one gave a fuck
He walked slow and solemn, barely responding to car horns and voices exclaiming “hey guy, move your ass and watch that stinking mutt!!!”
The mutt was Chuck; he’s been his companion for a couple of months.
Chuck whines, but doesn’t talk, so he never knows what he wants
A true pair – two of a kind, because _______ has no idea why or what sits so heavy on his mind
All he knows is it now takes 5 glasses of wine to unwind
And he feels like this all the time
It’s like November in a city where the sun never shines
But he needs no pity,
He rather enjoys feeling shitty
He deserves to feel this way, who else would be to blame for the reason he’s single at fifty
How many times could he have said yes when love said “If I leave will you miss me?”
Just kiss me… and that kiss would be goodbye
The door slamming shut would blow the tear from his eye
He’s that guy, his insides were very dry
Though he was always very nice
It’s just women don’t respond when they can sense you thinking twice
That’s just life, and now he has no wife
But Chuck would be all alone if ________ pushed through with this knife
Where did that come from? How did it get in his hands?
Last thing he recalls he was at the newsstand
How much for the paper? He demands.
What the hell!?!? She married that man!?!?
That’s Dan, and what a fucking douche’ bag
How many times did ___________ smile and shake hands with that ---
Now he proposed to her – and left him going stag
Just as well, anyway, good riddance to people who lie, deceive, and do shit like THAT
Where’s his hat?
It’s time to hail the next cab
Got to get some fresh air before he winds up leaving earth like his dad
That bad? No! So long as
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